- grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
- me: not in this economy
- therapist: i feel u
when jesus is born i get presents and when he dies i get candy and money wow shout out to jesus he’s a real nigga
Anything Can Happen
My name is AlexisKiley <3
I love one direction & PINK! I like to sing and imagine Im in a music video and sometimes I pretend my life is a movie, I want to meet harry styles at least once in my life ( Im a good girl, I deserve this)
I hate how people hurry to grow up,
Im 16 , I come from Ohio
and Im in no rush.:)
